My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

- hala! sige.... silya elektrika at bitay. sabay pa!

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

- pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

- A grabe to... nasa kalendaryo pa birthday ni... ruby? hehehehe....

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

- ano daw????

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

- he's lucky... i know someone who misplaced his brain since birth.. and still can't find it!

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

- bwehehehe... la ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil.

Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya. Hahaha!!!

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

- Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

- ... ah.....eh....i.....ow....u....

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

- Sinabi na kasi "LBM" na lang e. Pasosyal pa kasi.

Irvin was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

- So transexual pala si Irving?

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

- ano ba tlga totoo??

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

- Ala e! "Mabuhay ang Patay!!" "Mayroong Himala!!!"

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

- stud service ba yung school nya? baka Gremlins siya.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

- ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. ... "kabataaaangg pinoooyyy.. kayang kaya mo.. pinoy ako...."

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

- hahaha, telenovela... bow. makuwento siya ha...

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

- winner!!!!!!!!!! gawin ko kaya to?

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